Hoax Dictionary.....a place to list hoaxy words and phrases and their meaning

RKRK Posts: 3,019
edited January 1970 in Info for new members
Calling on all hoaxers to help out with compiling a hoax dictionary. We have some amazing turn of phrases and unique words that should be listed down. Kind of an urban slang dictionary for the hoax. <br /><br />First entry <br />mag-funked<br />definition :
<br />verb---"get your grooooooove on and dance 'til you get mag-funked"<br /><br />noun---"that mag-funked track is in the can"<br /><br />adjective---"you're looking bootyliciously mag-funked tonight" <br /><br />
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  • SouzaSouza Posts: 9,400
    LOL! Will add later, have to get some sleep first.

    "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."

  • RKRK Posts: 3,019
    Edutainment<br />meaning: to educate via the medium of entertainment<br />[courtesy of Grace]<br />
  • I have one: <br /><br />Trojan Horse Jockeys.<br /><br />But I am not sure what they are  /white flag/
  • RKRK Posts: 3,019
    Guesstimate<br /><br />definition: a hybrid meaning to estimate the outcome from a guess.<br />[courtesy of Front]
  • MJonmindMJonmind Posts: 7,290
    Not sure if I'm spelling this right,  "koinkydance".<br />Dots that clearly connect showing MJ's genius planning, but to the unhoaxed eye-- it's all randomness. /pull hair/
  • MissGMissG Posts: 7,403
    Hoaxessed: being hoax obsessed
  • RKRK Posts: 3,019
    BAM-tabuluos --explosively fabulous -- really really reeeeaaalllllllyyyyyyy good<br />tabloid-esque -- in the style or vernacular of a tabloid writer .<br />
  • MissGMissG Posts: 7,403
    Hoaxilicious= deliciously hoaxy<br /><br />
  • RKRK Posts: 3,019
    prop-of-fool.........propofol<br />also used for propofol are<br />milk<br />midnight milk......also the screen name  used by a cryptic tweeter very early in the hoax<br />milk of amnesia
  • RKRK Posts: 3,019
    hoax-fried........what happens to a hoaxer's brain when it short circuits from hoax info overload<br />
  • BeTheChangeBeTheChange Posts: 1,569
    "Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax<br />(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:) <br /><br />"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great<br /><br />I'll add on if I think of more.  <br /><br />Great thread RK  ::P<br /><br />With L.O.V.E. always.
  • wishingstarwishingstar Posts: 2,927
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    <br />"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax<br />(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:) <br /><br />"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great<br /><br />I'll add on if I think of more.  <br /><br />Great thread RK  ::P<br /><br />With L.O.V.E. always.<br />
    <br /><br />Sounds like something I'd write, lol!  I may have to go looking for that one  :lol:<br /><br />Blessings
  • Here are a few I saw/heard:<br /><br />Michaeling: searching for anything about Michael and especially the "Hoax" and especially on the web.<br /><br />Michaelish:  Things michael would do or say, things that remind you of Michael<br /><br />Frontish:  things Front would say<br /><br />
  • RKRK Posts: 3,019
    Thanks guys for contributing.  Let's keep em coming. bearhug<br />troot......hoaxified version of the word truth, pronounced with added emphasis on the oo vowel sounds
  • bashit<br /><br />bashir <br /><br />lol
  • RKRK Posts: 3,019
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    <br />I have one: <br /><br />Trojan Horse Jockeys.<br /><br />But I am not sure what they are  /white flag/<br />
    <br />Hi bindupbrokenhearted. hmm. Well we could ask Mr Front for his definition of this one, but while we are waiting. I say we just jump in and give it a shot<br />trojan horse jockey clowns.........<br />fakers /trolls  pretending to be insiders whose real intent is to destroy peoples faith and belief..... derived from the trojan horse story used for  the conquest of Troy from Homer's Illiad. They come calling bearing gifts, or in hoax terms, inside information only to be welcomed in and then wreak havok on the unsuspecting hoaxer.<br /><br /><br />fake fan..........a fan who proves themselves to be a fake by belittling and bad mouthing MJ's family
  • RKRK Posts: 3,019
    discombobulated..........to be thrown into a state of confusion
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    <br />I have one: <br /><br />Trojan Horse Jockeys.<br /><br />But I am not sure what they are  /white flag/<br />
    <br />Hi bindupbrokenhearted. hmm. Well we could ask Mr Front for his definition of this one, but while we are waiting. I say we just jump in and give it a shot<br />trojan horse jockey clowns.........<br />fakers /trolls  pretending to be insiders whose real intent is to destroy peoples faith and belief..... derived from the trojan horse story used for  the conquest of Troy from Homer's Illiad. They come calling bearing gifts, or in hoax terms, inside information only to be welcomed in and then wreak havok on the unsuspecting hoaxer.<br /><br /><br />fake fan..........a fan who proves themselves to be a fake by belittling and bad mouthing MJ's family<br />
    <br /><br />Thanks RK!  IMHO, that seems like a very reasonable definition.  bearhug<br />
  • AdiAdi Posts: 1,834
    ASSuming: Talking out one's ass whilst making shit up with no evidence to back it up.<br /><br /> :lol: :lol: :lol:
  • RKRK Posts: 3,019
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    <br />ASSuming: Talking out one's ass whilst making shit up with no evidence to back it up.<br /><br /> :lol: :lol: :lol:<br />
    <br /><br />^^^^^^^^^^^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:<br />and dats da troot!!!!!<br /> :lol mj_dance/<br />
  • RKRK Posts: 3,019
    perimeter sharks.............killers/scavengers awaiting their opportunity in the wings
  • RKRK Posts: 3,019
    coincidence........a lazy place holder for reasoning<br /><br />blowback...........an espionage term for the unintended consequences of a covert operation
  • BeTheChangeBeTheChange Posts: 1,569
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    <br />"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax<br />(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:) <br /><br />"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great<br /><br />I'll add on if I think of more.  <br /><br />Great thread RK  ::P<br /><br />With L.O.V.E. always.<br />
    <br /><br />Sounds like something I'd write, lol!  I may have to go looking for that one  :lol:<br /><br />Blessings<br />
    <br /><br />I found it!!!!  /woohoo/<br /><br />
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    <br />It's a little like Jeff Foxworthy's: You Might Be a Red Neck If........<br /><br />You might be Hoax-ified if:<br /><br />-you see faces in slices of BAM cake<br /><br />-you add gematria letter numbering in your sleep......and it means something, lol<br /><br />-when an ambulance or fire truck passes by, you can't help but get the urge to pull out your camera and try to take a picture through a dark window.<br /><br />-you wake up adding numbers of dates<br /><br />-your morning coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads<br /><br />-your evening coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads<br /><br />-every time you see Jane Valez you think, "....OMG, that's Michael!"<br /><br />and the classic...You might be totally hoax-ified if:<br /><br />-you can relate eggnog to Michael Jackson's Death Trial  (cue hoax music, lol)<br /><br /><br />*If you can't laugh, you will never know tears of joy, only those of sorrow.<br />~ Wishingstar <br />
    <br /><br />LMAO Wish...we could probably add some more to the list.<br /><br />With L.O.V.E. always.
  • BeTheChangeBeTheChange Posts: 1,569
    "Puppet commentators" and/or "Tabloid Trash ASSociates"<br /><br />People who...<br />
    <br />[...]hide their intentions/names/sources behind "anonymous" smokescreens --- yet their little "facts" constantly spew from their mouths like diarrhea.<br />
    <br />(^^^courtesy of Front  8-))<br /><br />With L.O.V.E. always.<br /><br />
  • wishingstarwishingstar Posts: 2,927
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    <br />"Hoax-ified" (kinda like 'electrified') ~ being 'wired' to the hoax<br />(I think WishingStar once did a list of how to tell if you are  :lol:) <br /><br />"BAM-tastic" (a spinoff of fantastic lol) ~ something that is really great<br /><br />I'll add on if I think of more.  <br /><br />Great thread RK  ::P<br /><br />With L.O.V.E. always.<br />
    <br /><br />Sounds like something I'd write, lol!  I may have to go looking for that one  :lol:<br /><br />Blessings<br />
    <br /><br />I found it!!!!  /woohoo/<br /><br />
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    <br />It's a little like Jeff Foxworthy's: You Might Be a Red Neck If........<br /><br />You might be Hoax-ified if:<br /><br />-you see faces in slices of BAM cake<br /><br />-you add gematria letter numbering in your sleep......and it means something, lol<br /><br />-when an ambulance or fire truck passes by, you can't help but get the urge to pull out your camera and try to take a picture through a dark window.<br /><br />-you wake up adding numbers of dates<br /><br />-your morning coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads<br /><br />-your evening coffee goes cold because you keep reading the threads<br /><br />-every time you see Jane Valez you think, "....OMG, that's Michael!"<br /><br />and the classic...You might be totally hoax-ified if:<br /><br />-you can relate eggnog to Michael Jackson's Death Trial  (cue hoax music, lol)<br /><br /><br />*If you can't laugh, you will never know tears of joy, only those of sorrow.<br />~ Wishingstar <br />
    <br /><br />LMAO Wish...we could probably add some more to the list.<br /><br />With L.O.V.E. always.<br />
    <br /><br />You are SO funny.........thank you for searching this one out, LOL!<br />Here are a few: <br /><br /><br />You might be Hoax-ified if:<br /><br />-the words "forum down" sends chills down your spine<br /><br />-you spell out "death hoax" with your Alpha-Bit breakfast cereal <br /><br />-your magic 8 Ball says, "enough already-he's alive!"<br /><br />-the words Back & Front are now standard proper nouns<br /><br />and finally, you might be Hoax-ified if:<br /><br />-you think to yourself, "Michael can't BAM yet....I still have 10 pounds to lose!" <br /><br /><br />Thank you.....I'll be here all week, and then some!  :lol:<br />Sorry to stray from the dictionary for moment....<br />Hope you guys are having a wonderful day......<br />LOVE & Blessings<br /><br /><br />
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