Jacko Ahead of Curve on Swine Flu
4/28/2009 8:38 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
If the swine flu has an extended incubation period, Michael Jackson is the most protected man in America ... but he's also just gone over the deep edge, even for him.
Jacko took his kids shopping at Ed Hardy yesterday, and in a move stranger than his get-up, he took off with one of the store's tatted-up mannequins!
They've never said "flu-like illness" in regards to MJ. However with all these cases that had these symptoms, I'm wondering if Harvey's implying that there's a Hollywood killer or deadly virus on the loose! <!-- s:o -->:o<!-- s:o --> I always loved to hear Zsa Zsa talking with her air of sophistication.
Mike was hospitalized with "flu-like illness" during the trial.
Omg it WAS a dummy in the ambulance! <!-- s:o -->:o<!-- s:o --> profound moment of realization.
MJ chartered an ambulance and the 45 min the paramedics were in the house was to convince them to take the dummy to UCLA, oh and here, sign this non disclosure form, oh and here's a check for $30,000 for performing as a movie set extra... "Dr." Murray sweet talked them into it by "taking responsibility" for the patient. "Ok, but we can't put on the lights, it's not a real emergency..." So after a little convincing (you'll do pretty much anything wacky for 30 grand), they entubulate the dummy and wisk it off to UCLA, "Dr." Murray and bodyguards in tow and the show begins.
Omg it WAS a dummy in the ambulance! <!-- s:o -->:o<!-- s:o --> profound moment of realization.
MJ chartered an ambulance and the 45 min the paramedics were in the house was to convince them to take the dummy to UCLA, oh and here, sign this non disclosure form, oh and here's a check for $30,000 for performing as a movie set extra... "Dr." Murray sweet talked them into it by "taking responsibility" for the patient. "Ok, but we can't put on the lights, it's not a real emergency..." So after a little convincing (you'll do pretty much anything wacky for 30 grand), they entubulate the dummy and wisk it off to UCLA, "Dr." Murray and bodyguards in tow and the show begins.
What on earth is with the "flu-like symptoms"..? I have seen that too many times during the past year, and flu-like symptoms is not something one normally gets hospitalized for.
Flu-like symptoms is a general term used to describe someone who is calling with just that, flu-like symptoms. So when the person has multiple complaints such as nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, dehydration, not being able to keep things down, weakness, malaise, vertigo, sore throat, fever, etc. that's the "flu-like symptoms" type of thing. It's sort of a catch all. And we get called for that more than you know... lol. But seriously, in the elderly it can certainly be dangerous.
As for the private ambulance thing, it just means a private ambulance company. For example, AMR is a private commercial ambulance service, but LAFD is not a private company, they are city.
As for transporting with or without l&s, it's entirely up to the medic or tech in the back whether they want to transport with or without. I could have two different patients with "flu-like symptoms" and transport one with and one without. It just depends. I look at whether or not this person needs a hospital immediately, and do I want to risk running lights and sirens. I mean, if I have a person who is having a STEMI, obviously I'm not going to waste any time and I want them to the hospital yesterday, so I'll definitely go with lights and sirens. But if someone has been sick for a few days and nothing has really changed within those few days, I'm not going with lights and sirens.
So nothing specifically dictates when you have to or don't have to transport with lights and sirens, but there are instances where it's common sense, such as a STEMI or a stroke patient with an onset of less than (usually) 3 hours.
Omg it WAS a dummy in the ambulance! <!-- s:o -->:o<!-- s:o --> profound moment of realization.
MJ chartered an ambulance and the 45 min the paramedics were in the house was to convince them to take the dummy to UCLA, oh and here, sign this non disclosure form, oh and here's a check for $30,000 for performing as a movie set extra... "Dr." Murray sweet talked them into it by "taking responsibility" for the patient. "Ok, but we can't put on the lights, it's not a real emergency..." So after a little convincing (you'll do pretty much anything wacky for 30 grand), they entubulate the dummy and wisk it off to UCLA, "Dr." Murray and bodyguards in tow and the show begins.
OH HECK YEAH AMBULANCE LIGHTS NOT FLASHING AND THE AMBULANCE BACKING OUT ALL SLOWLY YUP SIGN OF A NON LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. OBVIOUSLY LET'S SAY IF MJ WAS REALLY DEAD IN AMBULANCE I DOUBT THE AMBULANCE WOULD BE BACKING OUT SLOWLY AND NOT HAVE THE LIGHTS FLASHING THEY'D GO FASTER CUS COME ON IT'S A HIGH PROFILE PERSON YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO TAKE NO PICS. NOW, THERE'S A REASON FOR THE AMBULANCE TO BACK OUT SLOWLY AND THAT WAS FOR YOUR FAMOUS AMBULANCE PIC THAT WE'VE CONCLUDED IS A FAKE. KEEP DA FAITH HE'S ALIVE <!-- s:D -->:D<!-- s:D -->
OH HECK YEAH AMBULANCE LIGHTS NOT FLASHING AND THE AMBULANCE BACKING OUT ALL SLOWLY YUP SIGN OF A NON LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. OBVIOUSLY LET'S SAY IF MJ WAS REALLY DEAD IN AMBULANCE I DOUBT THE AMBULANCE WOULD BE BACKING OUT SLOWLY AND NOT HAVE THE LIGHTS FLASHING THEY'D GO FASTER CUS COME ON IT'S A HIGH PROFILE PERSON YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO TAKE NO PICS. NOW, THERE'S A REASON FOR THE AMBULANCE TO BACK OUT SLOWLY AND THAT WAS FOR YOUR FAMOUS AMBULANCE PIC THAT WE'VE CONCLUDED IS A FAKE. KEEP DA FAITH HE'S ALIVE <!-- s:D -->:D<!-- s:D -->
Swine flu vaccine safety probed over link to rare sleep disorder
The safety of a swine flu vaccine is to be investigated by European drugs regulators after it was linked to a rare condition that causes people to fall asleep suddenly.
By Rebecca Smith, Medical Editor
Published: 2:38PM BST 27 Aug 2010
Swine flu vaccine safety probed over link to rare sleep disorder
The safety of a swine flu vaccine is to be investigated by European drugs regulators after it was linked to a rare condition that causes people to fall asleep suddenly.
By Rebecca Smith, Medical Editor
Published: 2:38PM BST 27 Aug 2010
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4/28/2009 8:38 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
If the swine flu has an extended incubation period, Michael Jackson is the most protected man in America ... but he's also just gone over the deep edge, even for him.
Jacko took his kids shopping at Ed Hardy yesterday, and in a move stranger than his get-up, he took off with one of the store's tatted-up mannequins!
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Mike was hospitalized with "flu-like illness" during the trial.
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MJ chartered an ambulance and the 45 min the paramedics were in the house was to convince them to take the dummy to UCLA, oh and here, sign this non disclosure form, oh and here's a check for $30,000 for performing as a movie set extra... "Dr." Murray sweet talked them into it by "taking responsibility" for the patient. "Ok, but we can't put on the lights, it's not a real emergency..." So after a little convincing (you'll do pretty much anything wacky for 30 grand), they entubulate the dummy and wisk it off to UCLA, "Dr." Murray and bodyguards in tow and the show begins.
All a theory of course.
but a bloody good theory , nonetheless!
As for the private ambulance thing, it just means a private ambulance company. For example, AMR is a private commercial ambulance service, but LAFD is not a private company, they are city.
As for transporting with or without l&s, it's entirely up to the medic or tech in the back whether they want to transport with or without. I could have two different patients with "flu-like symptoms" and transport one with and one without. It just depends. I look at whether or not this person needs a hospital immediately, and do I want to risk running lights and sirens. I mean, if I have a person who is having a STEMI, obviously I'm not going to waste any time and I want them to the hospital yesterday, so I'll definitely go with lights and sirens. But if someone has been sick for a few days and nothing has really changed within those few days, I'm not going with lights and sirens.
So nothing specifically dictates when you have to or don't have to transport with lights and sirens, but there are instances where it's common sense, such as a STEMI or a stroke patient with an onset of less than (usually) 3 hours.
And after that we go to the coroner <!-- s8-) -->8-)<!-- s8-) -->
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Swine flu vaccine safety probed over link to rare sleep disorder
The safety of a swine flu vaccine is to be investigated by European drugs regulators after it was linked to a rare condition that causes people to fall asleep suddenly.
By Rebecca Smith, Medical Editor
Published: 2:38PM BST 27 Aug 2010
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