To me this interview does not look serious at all. That lawyer looks and talks like a car seller. Nothing to do with Messerau.
A real PR would not sway the camera around.
A real PR would not be hand-filmed.
This looks like a secret camera filming from the inside of a handbag.
This is using Hitchcock's art of involving a spectator into a scene as if he/she were participating in the movie by enabling him to watch through a keyhole (in doing as if the spectator were not supposed to be where he is lurking).
HOWEVER, this movie WAS made for the spectators lurking - so - sorry Miranda - it did not work out this time, you forgot to make it blurry to grab our attention.
To me this interview does not look serious at all. That lawyer looks and talks like a car seller. Nothing to do with Messerau.
A real PR would not sway the camera around.
A real PR would not be hand-filmed.
This looks like a secret camera filming from the inside of a handbag.
This is using Hitchcock's art of involving a spectator into a scene as if he/she were participating in the movie by enabling him to watch through a keyhole (in doing as if the spectator were not supposed to be where he is lurking).
HOWEVER, this movie WAS made for the spectators lurking - so - sorry Miranda - it did not work out this time, you forgot to make it blurry to grab our attention.
Or.. it is filmed that way to draw our attention, seemingly with success if I may add.
We're talking TEXAS lawyer here...
Not Hollywood.
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To me this interview does not look serious at all. That lawyer looks and talks like a car seller. Nothing to do with Messerau.
Gema
did you miss the part where he said he bought the law books he used to pass the CA Bar off of Craigslist? Do you know what Craigslist is?
Obviously he did not put a lot of money into purchasing law books to get his Bar license in CA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
BOGOF on law books,special offer.
They have murderers on there and everything.
and I don't mean Conrad I mean actual real ones...craigslist killer..google it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
BOGOF on law books,special offer.
They have murderers on there and everything.
and I don't mean Conrad I mean actual real ones...craigslist killer..google it.
No shizba...lol
I'm well aware of all of that ...I haunt the local one regularly.
If you want to see some really lame poster's read Rants and Raves
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1.Conrad really is broke since his house got repo'd,he has kids everywhere and multiple wives/gfs/exs etc
2.He is saving his money for the life he will need after this is over,new identities aren't cheap you know...
3.They have found the most unknown,small time,yet expensive non Hollywood lawyer in existence and ran with it..and upon reflection,it was a bad choice and they should have gone with a Hollywood one.
4.All of the above are true and they form one major plan which is to hire some small time uknown fool who he can blag he has no money due to all his baby mommas and in reality he has thousands stashed away for new passports and a face transplant.
3.They have found the most unknown,small time,yet expensive non Hollywood lawyer in existence and ran with it..and upon reflection,it was a bad choice and they should have gone with a Hollywood one.
4.All of the above are true and they form one major plan which is to hire some small time uknown fool who he can blag he has no money due to all his baby mommas and in reality he has thousands stashed away for new passports and a face transplant.
I wouldn't take #3 OR #4 to the bank.
Sorry Sin but....
You have NO idea what your running your fingers about that is blatantly obvious.
His pedigree looks pretty damn good.... Hardly an "unknown".
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Mr. Chernoff usually handles most of the complicated cases in the firm, including Federal fraud indictments and intricate State cases. Despite the existence of thousands of documents, he has the unique ability to break down the most complex financial accusations into their most basic building blocks.
Mr. Chernoff is happily married with two children. He believes the cornerstone of his practice is the relationship he develops with his clients. Many of his former clients consider him a savior and a friend.
Areas of Practice:
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Education:
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Past Employment Positions:
* Harris County District Attorney, Assistant D.A., 1987 - 1991
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I know a little bit about trial attorney's my father was one for many years.
in the State of Texas.
This guy is legit no game/script playing or whatever here.
Sorry Sin but....
You have NO idea what your running your fingers about that is blatantly obvious.
His pedigree looks pretty damn good.... Hardly an "unknown"
Excuse me,there is no need to be rude.I wasn't being serious.
I spent the entire 6days of the prelim watching,reading,sorting,and re writing it out,I have an excellent grasp on what my fingers are running thank you.
If you look back at the previous comments you will see they were also sarcastic,funny and generally taking the piss.
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A real PR would not be hand-filmed.
This looks like a secret camera filming from the inside of a handbag.
This is using Hitchcock's art of involving a spectator into a scene as if he/she were participating in the movie by enabling him to watch through a keyhole (in doing as if the spectator were not supposed to be where he is lurking).
HOWEVER, this movie WAS made for the spectators lurking - so - sorry Miranda - it did not work out this time, you forgot to make it blurry to grab our attention.
Or.. it is filmed that way to draw our attention, seemingly with success if I may add.
We're talking TEXAS lawyer here...
Not Hollywood.
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Gema
did you miss the part where he said he bought the law books he used to pass the CA Bar off of Craigslist?
Do you know what Craigslist is?
Obviously he did not put a lot of money into purchasing law books to get his Bar license in CA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
BOGOF on law books,special offer.
They have murderers on there and everything.
and I don't mean Conrad I mean actual real ones...craigslist killer..google it.
No shizba...lol
I'm well aware of all of that ...I haunt the local one regularly.
If you want to see some really lame poster's read Rants and Raves
in the posting section. <!-- s
I guess Murray or someone begged him to do this case.
1.Conrad really is broke since his house got repo'd,he has kids everywhere and multiple wives/gfs/exs etc
2.He is saving his money for the life he will need after this is over,new identities aren't cheap you know...
3.They have found the most unknown,small time,yet expensive non Hollywood lawyer in existence and ran with it..and upon reflection,it was a bad choice and they should have gone with a Hollywood one.
4.All of the above are true and they form one major plan which is to hire some small time uknown fool who he can blag he has no money due to all his baby mommas and in reality he has thousands stashed away for new passports and a face transplant.
I like my odds so Imma go with number 4.
I wouldn't take #3 OR #4 to the bank.
Sorry Sin but....
You have NO idea what your running your fingers about that is blatantly obvious.
His pedigree looks pretty damn good.... Hardly an "unknown".
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I know a little bit about trial attorney's my father was one for many years.
in the State of Texas.
This guy is legit no game/script playing or whatever here.
Excuse me,there is no need to be rude.I wasn't being serious.
I spent the entire 6days of the prelim watching,reading,sorting,and re writing it out,I have an excellent grasp on what my fingers are running thank you.
If you look back at the previous comments you will see they were also sarcastic,funny and generally taking the piss.
Just stating the facts.
I think we both have a sarcastic personality by nature...and apparently do not 'get' each other sometimes. LoL
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