Michael's Nursing Assistant: ''Jackson didnt need Embalming'

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  • SeeSee Posts: 196
    Tatiana Kavorkian, A long time nursing assistant to Jackson at the imfamous Neverland Ranch, recalled that "Jackson showed no signs of cellular reduction or regeneration since the Thriller video in 1984."

    What on earth is she impliying by saying there was no cellular reduction or regeneration?????
  • Tatiana Kavorkian, A long time nursing assistant to Jackson at the imfamous Neverland Ranch, recalled that "Jackson showed no signs of cellular reduction or regeneration since the Thriller video in 1984."

    What on earth is she impliying by saying there was no cellular reduction or regeneration?????

    She is saying he didnt age... that since Thriller he stopped aging... which is ridiculous because MJ did age, as we saw with our own eyes.. In his 20's he was an angel, so good looking it took your breath away.. then he became hot and confident in his 30's and later on, he became a good looking older man.

    He may have had plastic surgery and enhancements (botox, etc)... but you can still see he aged. <!-- s:? -->:?<!-- s:? -->
  • MashMikeMashMike Posts: 1,312
    Bunch of BS as always, Michael is so alive only blind ones cannot see it, regarding to the "autopsy photo" it's really hilarious, they think that we are too dumb, all these years Mike has been very pale cause of vitiligo and all the while after his "death" when people usually become very pale or white he gets a lovely tan!!!it's ridiculous.P.S. It seems that the nurse is of the same nationality as me <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->
  • that picture is an illustration showing what one of the detectives (I think it was a detective) decided Michael would "probably" look during autopsh without any makeup, etc. Bullshit. Shows what they know...Agin <!-- s:roll: -->:roll:<!-- s:roll: -->
  • That article can't be serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BS FO REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • HJSHJS Posts: 8
    Now that is funny! There is a part in the autopsy that I specifically remember them saying that rigor mortis WAS present in the jaw and I think the limbs! I will try to find it and post... <!-- s:D -->:D<!-- s:D -->
  • <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> what a crock <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> . If that were the case, I can think of at least 10 to 15 deceased starlets who would still look perfectly fine today after 10 or 20 years. What a joke <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> Is this one of "Murray's" nurses? Sounds like it. At any rate, the apple doesn't appear to fall too far from the tree. How do you spell incompetent - M U R R A Y <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> and his ASSociates.
  • HJSHJS Posts: 8
    I knew that statement existed at the bottom <!-- s:mrgreen: -->:mrgreen:<!-- s:mrgreen: -->

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0208101jackson8.html
  • <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> This article is ridiculous...a dead body showing no signs...well of being dead...and doesn't need to be embalmbed because of plastic surgeries...lol...that is ridiculous

    And that drawing...OMG...soooo fake...that is definitely not the same adorable man from TII <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->
  • she's right, -what would a living man need to be embalmed for?
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    <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> UR sooooo right <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->
  • NinaninaNinanina Posts: 439
    You're seriously discussing that!??<br /><br />[size=14pt]This site is a satirical site and in NO WAY serious![/size]<br />They're just making fun.<br /><br />Please look at the "About" section.<br /><br />http://www.smthop.com/about.aspx<br /><br />"Smooth Operator burst onto the Net in July of 2002 and has single-handedly saved the Internet, rescuing it from the backlash of the Dot-Bomb era and turning the Internet into one of the most popular destinations for Porn and satire fans everywhere.<br /><br />Smooth Operator has innovated while others are struggling to simply imitate. Ideas such as regular updates, user polls, and commenting on articles were all features first pioneered by Smthop.com. Smooth Operator was also the first website to poke fun at celebrities, politicians, and Canadians, something that nearly everyone is doing nowadays. You can hardly watch television, read a book, or witness an old man yelling obscenities at grade school children without seeing the influence of Smooth Operator.<br /><br />"It's safe to say that without Smooth Operator, the Internet would be a pretty lame place to be," said former Vice President Al Gore. "Has anyone seen my shoes? I swear I left them by the door but they seem to be gone, you assholes better not have stolen them again."<br /><br />In 2006, readers of The Best Satire Awards voted Smooth Operator the Best Established Site, an award so prestigious that it has already gone to the heads of the staff here at Smooth Operator, which caused us to have to widen many of the doors in our office to accommodate the massively inflated egos. "
  • How in the world did you even read past the name 'TATIANA KEVORKIAN'? <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> Tatiana is the disgruntled wanna-be lover and Kevorkian is the name of Dr. Death...who happened to be on LKL discussing MJ after his 'death'!!!! LOL, if she indeed is a real person and was a nursing assistant then she certainly did not work for MJ...nursing assistants do mostly non-clinical duties...meaning they feed, bathe, change and assist the patient....they do not give meds or injections! <!-- s;) -->;)<!-- s;) -->
  • DooDoo » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:52 am

    This is hilarious!! Plastic surgery may have a role in it??!!! And this is a nurse talking?? For God's sake I can't believe that1!!! Doesn't she know how the deterioration of a body work? There's no plastic surgery that can stop that!!!


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    Noway in the world!!! Nothing is going to stop you from decompsing once you are dead. Plus, she was just the nursing assistant.

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  • [size=14pt]Does anyone else think it's hilarious that the two names mentioned should be the names of a huge drug company (Eli Lilly) and that of "Doctor Death" (Kavorkian)?[/size]
    <br /><br />OMG!!.. I recognised that instantly!  This is like the Patients list on Conrad Murray's website.  Ridiculous!  :lol:
  • wildswilds Posts: 198
    This is pure Bull! That website has this dumb story as a headline: "Santa Clause Charged with 106 million Counts of Breaking and Entering" <!-- m -->http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1237<!-- m -->

    Nothing but some tabloid garbage.
  • The only bodies that do not decompose are those made of plastic....mannequins! <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> Plastic surgery - yes the creation of a plastic mannequin! <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 470
    That drawing is so fake. He looked pretty good June 24th, like himself. How could someone change that much in one day? They can't.
  • "[size=14pt]Santa Clause Charged with 106 million Counts of Breaking and Entering" [/size]http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1237<br /><br />Nothing but some tabloid garbage.
    <br /><br />I am leaning over LAUGHING ; This !!! This!!!!!  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->  <!-- s:lol: -->:lol:<!-- s:lol: -->
  • JessyJessy Posts: 6
    Maaan, i can't believe in all of these RIP people here in the thread!
    <!-- s:evil: -->:evil:<!-- s:evil: -->
    I mean, this is a HOAX FORUM, what you guys are doing here?
    You're not trying to change our minds, you're just trying to figure this hoax out!
    So, stop being so stupid and watch!
    OPEN YOUR EYES!
  • InhalibInhalib Posts: 170
    Well, i've seen this draw but in a gray scale in a tv show here in argentina back into July i think.. not a good show btw..
    The man who showed this draw was a guy from Chile that wrote a book about MJ being guilty in those nightmare trials, and the book has other draws like that one the boy made showing the vitiligo spots in Michaels genital etc etc.. and.. the man who do the show ask to this other guy if Michael knew about his book when he was alive, and he said that yes, and in fact the only person that MJ ever sued.. was him :S
    This man said the draw was made by one of those guys who made identikits for finding the criminals, and that made it before the autopsy started...
    a big buck of BS!.. The show ended and I email the tv show saying that I couldn't believe how low they can get to have some audience, because they even shown a manequin of how supposedly Michael looked when he arrives to the hospital based on this obviously fake draw!!... of course I didn't get a response
    I remembered one more thing, this man from Chile also said that Miko Brando worked for Michael because his father asked Michael to hire his lazy son (miko) as a favor, and Michael did it... and.. as a return of that favor, Miko it turns out to be Blankets father.. pffffffffff
    BS!

    Just wanted to share with you all -.- I didn't even remember that draw and the tv show and I just get mad again hehe.. Love you all.

    Lots of L.O.V.E!
  • SmileSmile Posts: 13
    But didn't they say he was in a bad way. That is why the casket was closed

    yep but latoya said he looked perfect!! pffffff here we go again <!-- s:roll: -->:roll:<!-- s:roll: -->

    I am sorry for those Fans who love MJ, I know it is hard for you, I am sorry about showing this to you guys!

    Jacko_on_his_deathbed

    This is how he ''looked'' when he ''died''. IT is from a German Newspaper..


    are you serious, you can clearly see that it's fake..
  • I'm still playing catch up on all of this, but this one has me laughing hysterically. Sorry, I worked in the medical field. Embalming is the only thing that can slow down the process of decomposition. Last time I checked, it was also a law in the most states in the U.S., if not all. I think the only exception is certain religious beliefs, and there are very few who frown upon the embalming of a dead body.
  • lolol/he was a wasting patient when the parmedics first saw him.  crash/  So he got better looking and in better shape the longer he was dead lolol/  Wow.  Make up your minds people.  Make up your minds. lolol/
  • guess this came along before we got the laughter thread.
  • [size=12pt] lolol/ lolol/ lolol/ lolol/ lolol/ Wow! lies lies lies, I cannot believe this. Do they think we are stupid or what? OMG..  Like hesouttamylife stated, the paramedics couldn't recognize the patient for how frail he was. So by the time he went to the hospital, then to the coroner's office, he got better into a better health? Yeah if they think we are swallowing this think again.. If they did not embalmed him right to the start, BECAUSE HE IS ALIVE.. YOU DO NOT EMBALM A LIVING PERSON. DAHHHHHHHHH.. BLESSINGS. [/size]
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